Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Justin Bieber.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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