A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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