What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I enjoy Popcorn

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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