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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

the sky is green no it is not

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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