- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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