- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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