Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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This is an anti- joke

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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