- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

I don't get it

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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