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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

whats black? the colour

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Honk if you're Amish!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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