- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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