Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

your face

rent a cops

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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