A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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the economy.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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