What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Female rights.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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