I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I had friends on the Death Star.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Hello.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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