- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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