Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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