There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

800 people died last year. end of story

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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