Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Title IX

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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knock knock come in !

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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