Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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