(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A seal walks into a club.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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