whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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