- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Brain fart

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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