- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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