Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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