knock knock go away

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Your big dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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drugs.

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