What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Pickle

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Wenis Penis

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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