Who wants $300? Me too.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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