- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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