- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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