- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Hail Hitler

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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