why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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cory is gay

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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