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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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