- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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