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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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