If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

black chicken. kfc

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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