- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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