- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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