- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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