- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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