Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mooses

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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