A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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