WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Who invented apple? God

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Women's Rights

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