Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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