What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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