- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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