Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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