Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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