- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whatdumb and gay stewart price

BIG PENIS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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