- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

knock knock... ...no answer

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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