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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

White NBA players.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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