- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A sober Irish individual.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's big and purple? Barney

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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