- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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