- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

You know whats better than 24? 25

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

a black man pays his child support

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Homo say what?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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