- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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