What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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24

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Katy Perry

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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