- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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