- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Religion.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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