- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I enjoy Popcorn

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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