My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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anti jokes are really funny

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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