What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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