Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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womens rights

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Justin's life

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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