- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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