- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

You idiot thats 9 letters

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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