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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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