What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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sucks Syntax...

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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