How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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