If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Katy Perry

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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