- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Justin Bieber.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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