- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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