- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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