- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How high is the sky? True or False

Black people.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Sex

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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