Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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