- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

say it ten times fast: oh

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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