- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your're racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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