What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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