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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Faithful men.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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