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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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