- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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