What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's 9 + 10 19

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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