- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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