A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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