- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

whats 2+2? 4

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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