- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Two baby seals walk into a club.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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