- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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