Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Women's rights.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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