- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Obama = ebola

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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