roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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