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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

anti jokes are really funny