- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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