- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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