- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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