Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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