- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

field day?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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