whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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