Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Nickelback.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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