"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

how much fish could a chicken

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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