- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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