Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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