There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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