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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Can anyone Lenin money?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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