How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Obama = ebola

What is funnier then 25 9/11

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

No it doesnt..

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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