- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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