- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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