- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

they're dead. idiot.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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