- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did john say to bob Hey bob

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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