- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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