- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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