What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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