I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Who is it?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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