- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your sex life.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

how do you win a game try your best

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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