- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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