So a bar walks into a man...

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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