- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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