Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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woman's rights

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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