how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Face...the other white meat!

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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13 =B you just learned something

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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