Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Caramel Boing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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