POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Smelly Indians.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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WNBA

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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