- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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