Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

autistic kids rock

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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