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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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