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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

ure mama's so fat

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Jack Stevens

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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